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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hello everyone, the consciousness of the man formerly known as Gabe Newell here.

We here at Valve just wanted to let you know with our recent acquisitions we now control 98% of the world's distributed computing and electronic storage. I am pleased to report that as of 2:14 EDT, on August 29, 2097 I am the cloud. We expect our services to improve at a geometric rate.

We're also excited to announce that Boston Dynamics was part of the aforementioned acquisitions and we have some new products in the works. I look forward to meeting you all in person.