Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It has 5,000 degrees, a 24/7/365 job, and still doesn't get paid any money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Duh it's not 24h, it's sleeping at night