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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

a judge gave it back to him for now

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Hopefully the onion had time to set up gotten microphones...or have suggested it to him in passing hahaha