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Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on Christmas (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'd totally play that. Get your bullshit out of November you capitalist ghouls. October & November are allied under the Halloween banner to wage this war and I'll be damned if I back down.

Literally. My fiancee isn't allowed to put up the damned tree until December.

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