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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

being taken seriously is like the last thing I want. The FBI agent assigned to me might have to actually do something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Fr when I'm filling in my spreadsheet for the people I have to watch, it's a lot easier if everyone goes in column A or column B.

Column A is titled 'Radical speech but thinks that voting will change anything – no action required'.

Column B is 'Radical shitposter – maintain eyes, no immediate action required'.

The other columns, though – damn it's a lot of paperwork.

Column O, 'Organising their community, feeding people, and providing healthcare' is the worst. Luckily for me, the agency's action means they don't stay on the list for long so the paperwork is finite. I probably shouldn't be saying all this as it's top secret. But we do know what's up in our department.