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[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Repeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)

Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

The object man appears behind you while you're coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I'm sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

blasphemy!

void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)