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[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's wrong with a one party system? It's only one less then two! You wouldn't want to confuse the voters would you? /$

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

That's our secret, Cap... they're always confused.