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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How stupid can you be. Like, seriously. Hanging the ten commandments in the womb.

It's dark in there. Tattoo them mirrored on the abdomen and shine a bright light.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Make it UV reactive and you can kill the COVID while you’re at it