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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (7 children)

You will get an OWI if you ride a horse drunk.

Source: I know a guy who trained his horse to ride from the bar to his house on its own. Cops still pulled him over because he was sleeping on the horse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Operating? While Intoxicated

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