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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (8 children)

From what little I know about horses, almost all your time is spent trying to make sure they don't kill themselves. I can leave my vechile outside in the cold for weeks at a time and not have to think about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That makes horses relatable. I can't relate to being a non-sentient bundle of metal and glass and stuff, but I can relate to freezing to death and killing myself.

Horses win.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And, when it's no longer useful, you can eat your horse.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I regret I have but one upvote to give.

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