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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my community in the Lemmyverse, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on .world, and I have over 300 confirmed mod actions. I am trained in ActivityPub and I'm the top commentator in the entire federation. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will report you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this instance, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tankies across Hexbear and your IP is being federated right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can report you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of [email protected] and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable meme off the face of Jerboa, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.