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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (7 children)

hmmm. I think I'd go with centipedes. For sheer creep-factor. (more than 8 legs is just excessive.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Calm down Satan

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If I were really satan, I'd reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they'd add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ha, fat chance! Your centipede would be discretely drone striked very quickly and the jumbo-wumbo gun research would be used to fuel a new division of the military industrial complex before NATO ever got a chance to add it to the no-no list.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Just the fact you thought of this confirms your identity

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