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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Really felt the need to embody that headline huh.

The voters must come to the party, not the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

With that attitude you can enjoy losing 2028 as well. The fucking entitlement.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If standing against fascism doesn't bring the leftists to vote, you're doomed. And AGAIN, you only fucked yourselves. The Democratic party isn't gonna suffer, YOU are.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They’ve had four years to deal with the fascism problem and so far they’ve done Jack shit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah ok that's why you just stood off to the side and allowed fascism to win? The Democratic party didn't end fascism, so you may as well join the fascists?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I voted third party. What are the democrats doing to fight fascism other than… courting fascists themselves?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

You guys really are fucked. I thought just the right way stupid in your country but it's all of you. And you guys love fascism. You facilitated it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the argument for replacing them...

Not enabling them and giving them what they want.

Like, you're literally arguing that we should negotiate with the people holding our country hostage

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Idiots, you're the only ones suffering. The Democratic party will be fine, you won't. You had more to lose by not voting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you're saying we should all make our own party? With blackjack and hookers?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Well that would be a lot more fun while being just as effective as the Democratic party, so why not?