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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'm gonna miss the onion when they get raided/taken over/repurposed

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'll just give their assets to Alex Jones after they force the sandy hook families to pay Jones back.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would they do that? They don't give a fuck about Jones, he has already been replaced.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

He's still doing shows and has millions of viewers and even Roger Stone regularly is a guest but yes get all ackshually about my half joke.