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Self-identified independent announces dinner preference of “I don’t know, whatever you don’t want” (thebeaverton.com)

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HARRISBURG, PA ― Undecided voter and self-described “non-partisan skeptical moderate” Deannah Sole has announced that, in the rapidly approaching election for tonight’s meal, which is locked in a dead heat between Italian and sushi, she intends to vote for whatever will leave everyone with an actual preference unhappy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

but the hot dogs are a bit moldy so we might get a bit of food poisoning! obviously the better option is eating neither and starving to death.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

And then get force-fed the shit anyway.