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[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs...

It's far above anything as simple as one countries president.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Call of cthulhu - Nanowar Of Steel

It just sounds like what you wrotr

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