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[–] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Most things die unless they do stuff to not-die

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

And even when they do, they eventually still die.

It's almost like we all deserve to be not alive, as evidenced by the fact that everyone is eventually not alive.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ahhh yeah. I'm not allowed to do any of that stuff. I'm only allowed to work. Why can't I do what's natural instead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You can do other stuff, it’s just highly beneficial to have food/water/shelter before you do other stuff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The comment is saying work is natural...

[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not when it's for our owners.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Good thing you don’t have an owner then isn’t it?

Hundreds of thousands of our ancestors died to give us that, and that’s only if you count the most recent war fought against the ownership of people. There has been a lot of blood spilled so that you can live without an owner today.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

You go on and think that. You'll be happier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But my boss is mean to me when I spend an hour texting my buddies! It's slavery!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If you don't like having a boss, you can try your luck on your own. Self-employment is totally a thing today, it just takes a lot more effort than showing up for a paycheck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It was sarcasm ;)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Except for plants. They're lazy as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

They do stuff, but they’re playing a city building game instead of an rpg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yes, plants are autotrophs and can generate their own food from sunlight and the atmosphere. They still need some nutrients from the troposphere, like minerals, but they have it made.

Heterotrophs are where things get wild

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

When was the last time you fixed any carbon, you lazy, entitled heterotroph?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I, too, want to just sit here and photosynthesis all day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They still do stuff, just a bit slower.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

EIGHT HOURS A DAY I’M PHOTOSYNTHESIZING AND I HAVE TO COME HOME TO THIS?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

12 for those hardworking tropical chads

(Did I use that right? It was uncomfortable.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It's an average of 12 hours for every plant on earth (assuming no shadows from mountains, other plants, etc).

The higher the latitude the more uneven it is (up to 24h in summer and 0h in winter for the poles).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Try being a Cannabis plant in a grow box.... forced into a grueling schedule of feeding and photosynthesis under lights so bright they could actually be on the surface of the sun. Forced to vegetate and create more leaf surface to photosynthesize even more while bathing in a constant flow of CO2. Only to have your reproductive organs chopped off and burnt. It's not all fun and games if you're Mary Jane...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago