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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Horus Guard represent!