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Project 2025 Council Vows to Capture Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Destroy Them Once and For All (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You fuck with the Earth you fuck with me. Gaia has instructed me to start laying waste to anyone who continues to pollute our planet. The funny thing is I’m mother-fucking invincible, I can survive in fucking space.

Gives me some Don Cheadle as Captain Planet vibes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I absolutely love this. It comes on a Funny or Die streaming channel in Plex