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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I saw prime bottles in a video about native american traditional woodcarvers.

People drink way too many energy drinks up in Canada too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Prime Bottles = gatorade-like.

Prime Cans = caffeinated energy drink.

Not sure how they got popular with such limited selection and a flavor somehow more watered down than gatorade but shrug

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Aaaahhh that makes more sense.

The idea of these tranquil woodworkers blitzed on caffeine was what stuck out to me.