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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why would Noah cause the flood..?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He built this big boat, would be a shame not to use it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Right, the Vault-Tec approach.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

To get rid of competition and control the economy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Zeus, Christian God, and Odin.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Had no idea God had a first name, thanks for the info!

...now I just need his address and social security number.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Isnt He omnipresent? His address is everywhere

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had no idea God had a first name

I mean yeah... it's Yahweh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My interpretation is that since the Hebrew spelling is "YHWH" and a word isn't really pronounceable without vowels, it's actually " ", the beginning and the end of every word

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thanks, weirdo. I nearly spat out my drink at this and now people are looking at me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Don’t forget his birthday and his mother’s maiden name too