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Weirdly, though, he can't just snap his fingers and make Satan vanish.
I guess he's not that omnipotent.
Uh no, he's super horny for torture
Yeah, but evangelicals also think Satan does all sorts of trickery on Earth all the time to thwart God. Which God somehow lets happen.
And then, of course, there's the fact that people can hurt their omnipotent god by doing things like saying "fuck" or kissing someone of their own gender. The god that's also omniscient, so he would have seen it coming before he did all the light let there being.
God is secretly horny for all that shit, He's Satan's bottom.
He's just repressed, like a Republican senator.
Weird how we all make gods in our own image
That and I think their god hates them.
Well yeah, they hate themselves