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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not known to cause gonorrhea.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank you. I was going to point out there’s no way we can prove Diplodocus does NOT cause gonorrhea

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

We need to test this. It is of utmost importance, straight to human trials. When's the next flight to Jurassic Park?

*No, we don't need the condoms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Life will uh find a way.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jurrasic Park is known by the state of California to cause reproductive harm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gallimimus bit my dick clean off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A Gallimimøøse once bit my sister.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Also: it's really hard to spell gonorrhea.