this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 227 points 1 month ago (23 children)

I'm going to bet fox.

Those mofos sound like someone is murdering a 13 yr old girl.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I describe fox noises as sounding like a combination of shock and pain, like someone getting unexpectedly stabbed in the back with a fondue fork at what was up until then a nice party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Lmfao that's hilarious

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