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Disturbing Video Shows Dunkin’ Hatchery Workers Tossing Male Donuts Into Industrial Grinder (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's an obscure skill, but once you've learned how to quickly sex doughnuts, there's money to be made from it.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I go as quick as I can, but I have to stop for a cigarette between each batch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Doing the Lord's work.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lul this fucking guy.

You're great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Man's got a helluvalotta creme and do I dare say? The FLAVOR