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Al Qaeda Marks 9/11 Anniversary with Honor Flight to New York (www.duffelblog.com)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

“…” said an al Qaeda spokesperson, who remained anonymous out of fear of losing his life for speaking with Western media

“…” said one U.S. official who also asked to remain anonymous out of fear of losing his life for speaking with Western media

Okay that’s pretty good.