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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (9 children)

When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you mean "post-fucked" couches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, you're right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

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