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[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

By “enforcing his 4th while on parole” he means “parolee is refusing a breath test while drunk driving on a suspended license”

Fuck that guy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If he wasn't on parol, a good lawyer could get you off with a fine and a suspended license for a month or 2. Which sounds like a bad deal, but it's better than a dui.

Iirc, my uncle knows a lawyer who says if you refused a breathalyzer and pay him 10k, he will get you off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No thanks, a little lotion and I can get myself off for free.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

You are missing out. Find a good goth muscle dommy mommy.