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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Was he going to shoot the dogs or the immigrants?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Whichever one made the 911 call

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