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If every human held hands around the equator, it would make a very long line.
No, a line is when there are people waiting in front of you, not when they're beside you holding your hand.
If 8 billion people hold hands and every person would take up 1.3m, the line would go around the equator 250 times. About 6 billion would drown.
Solving climate change.
Only if all the billionaires and 1% top polluters are the ones who die
I wish.
True. Still: how much would the sea level rise?
Less than the icecaps melting.