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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

โ€œIโ€™d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?โ€

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Coke commercial was the first thing that came to mind even after all these years. I never knew as a kid I was watching a mass murder/suicide.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What? Did I miss something?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

teach the world to swim

Just look at this picture, all the water around the world. It is swimming already, isn't it?