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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think the two-party system you've got there has got you by the balls. No offence.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We dont like the two party system. Our democracy is broken. Dont need some smug outsider telling us what we already know. Thanks, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Our two party, first past the post system is fucking awful.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No offence taken. You're right. And one of the few things the two parties cooperate on is working to insure it never changes.