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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It sure can, with the switchblade's help.