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“only one person per file”
so we’ve reverted back to the rcs/cvs days?
We don’t even have that rule with CVS. Sometimes you have a merge conflict after cvs up, well then you fix it. That’s how it’s supposed to work.
Well, this takes place in the Half Life/Portal universe where the world basically ended in the early 2000s, so it makes sense.
welcome to Microsoft SourceSafe :)
GLADOS was already attempting to digitize employees. And we all know you don't concatenate employees, because the DIFFs become useless.