this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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your house no longer allows you inside. you are the source of mess
Your house let's you in, however it notices that you are full of dirty bacteria that need cleaning. Now how to reach those nasty bacteria in your gut?
This sounds like something that would happen in the show "Eureka."