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Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's cereal at the exact split second moment it is perfectly in between dry and soggy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

whoever figures how to make that last for more than 30 seconds will be a new billionaire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Same with me, offer non-binding.