[alt text: a pair of text posts from Tumblr. This first post, by possessive-suggestions, says: "...They did what... to you?
No.
I will make them pay. You're fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you." The second post, by trainthief, says: "Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong".]
"Why the fuck do they always change the presets on my radio?!"
My car does that by itself enough already.
They always change my headlight switch from "auto" to "off". I usually notice on the highway after dark. Eventually.