this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The amount of people in here thinking that this happens on a prescribed dose for some other people is concerning

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

It enhances sleep deprivation. A 100mg dose on 36 hours no sleep will likely reveal the shadow people, a 50 mg dose on 48 hours no sleep will very likely reveal the shadow people, a 25 mg on 72 hours no sleep will almost definitely reveal the shadow people... if they haven't already revealed themselves.

You do not want to meet the shadow people. Not because they are exceptionally creepy, but because it probably means some amount of brain damage, and they will never completely go away after.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw a giant shadow duck driving southbound I5 about 3 hours south of San Francisco. (30~ hours awake)

Shame about the brain damage i guess.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is not a great state to be driving at...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

With a few pints of vodka to wake you up, it's fine

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