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Conservative Who Has Been Complaining About Grocery Prices Says Harris’ Price-Gouging Ban is Communism (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Easy. George Soros made them hurt the economy to fund his space laser.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

georgey boy has a space laser?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All Jews apparently get a time share slot on the space laser. If Marjorie Tarjorie Greene is to be believed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

they get a time share? Damn, i gotta get in on this shit