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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It’s capillary action. It just rams straight into your bloodstream, no dilution or waiting to go through stomach. It’s fast and effective.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Plus the excitement of risking an overdose!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, as it doesn’t go through the stomach, do you not puke if you’re experiencing alcohol poisoning?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure you'd still puke as it's nausea that makes you vomit not alcohol sitting in your stomach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is mostly it. Though, you’re able to expel alcohol if it’s still in your stomach.