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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a haggard looking 27 year old.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

When you throw insults left and right you age fast. Friction and pressure are not good for the skin and hair