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[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was listening on NPR about how women were checked for femininity and given a card after an official go to see their reproductive organs for Olympic sports. Fun times!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

the olympic genital inspector seems like a job for weirdos (deragatory)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It would be interesting for statistical analysis of our evolution, and for fun, to measure every one's penis and be given a male card:

Name: Robert Schmidt Soft penis size: 3" Soft curvature= downward Hard penis size: 5.75".... He keeps saying 7" Hard curvature= left up Right ball r1= 1.5" Right ball r1= 1" Left ball r1= 3" Left ball r1= 1.5" Semen color= 270, 265, 256 Semen quantity= 10ml Semen smell= standard musky 275 Semen motility= 50% above average Semen morphology= 10% at average Semen taste= pineapple and onion Penis elastic modulii data.....

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do they also do Olympic penis inspection day for the make athletes?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Way back in the day, you wouldn’t have to do this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

every event was the dick and balls inspection event

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

And this was before your razor had six blades. Probably only two or three at most.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

shit, the greeks had it right