The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

(mild shitpost answer)

Granted.

It only responds with "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Scientifically, that would probably be the most accurate answer to most questions.