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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Giant chihuahuas snaffling up us tiny humans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They already had the ferocity, now they finally have the size! If all canines were scaled up to the point where cyotes were 25 feet taller than us (humans), then how big are chihuahuas compared to us? Are we snack size? Anyone wanna math and visualize that for me or should I use AI?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Snack, but only if they get a bunch of us at once, much like a solitary peanut isn't very satisfying.

For safety, we'd come to live in fortified boxes affixed to their backs, and the distances between each of these chihuahua-mounted citadels would be ever changing as a result.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Wild take, I like it!