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Using the kitchen sink instead rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Please be nice to house centipedes, they're friends. They won't hurt you.

EDIT: Sorry OP, I shouldn't have assumed any ill will, you seem cool!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEY HAVE A MILLION LEGS ALIVE

SO MUCH SKITTER

THEY DON’T BITE ME

I LOVE THEM

BEST FRIENDS

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Nice try, house centipede. I don't know how you learned to type but I'm not falling for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If i'm very hungry can I eat them? Seems yummi.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Death.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It is an insectivore; it kills and eats other arthropods, such as insects and arachnids.[2]

I'm sold

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Aww, but spiders are bros!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

and arachnids

Im so tempted to buy them in bulk and release them into my house...but...then what do I release to get rid of them after the job is done?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Arson

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me! What about the psychological trauma? Do you know what it’s like to be vulnerably taking care of natures business and have one of these demons scurry across your feet?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I do! We have them where I live and this has happened to me too lol. I like to consider it a sign of trust that they're willing to get that close to me, even though it's more likely they're just kind of oblivious. Although, they do have the best eyesight of any centipede... so who knows!