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I did that once, I was staying at a family as an exchange student and immediately forced to help with chores. Now, they ran a large creche from that house so there were a lot of different chores and being on dishes could mean slaving away in the kitchen for well over an hour.
Anyway, I didn't know shit about how to properly dispose of oil and in the first or second week poured a large pan of oil down the drain. It ended up ruining some stuff and they had a hefty repair bill. I may be cynical, but I never gave a damn about it as they were basically using me as free labor anyway. Helping with household chores = ok. Helping clean up the gigantic daily mess of those shitty kids in your shitty creche = not ok
JK,
was it penguins or bats?
Isn't a crèche that thing Lae'zel kept yapping on about in Baldur's Gate?
Yes, you go there and steal an egg
Yes because githyanki are egg laying bat faced people
...wow...how did I not make that connection.
Proof that my brain is smoother than that Githyanki egg I accidentally destroyed.
It's ok! The writers could have picked something irrelevant, you just got unlucky.
I gave mine to the friendly lady out front. I'm sure it turned out well