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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ohh that's what the fire department is for

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Help my house on fire"

"Please hold while I transfer you"

....

"Bikini Bottom Fire Department at your service"

"Help my house is on fire!"

"Do you have a traffic essay due tomorrow?"

"no? What's that got with my burning house?!!!"

"Is your house under water?"

"Of course it is, that doesn't change the fact THAT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

....[internal processing]...

Hey thanks the fire's gone!"

"You're welcome, that'll be $13.99"