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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I don't even believe she was drunk, she just sucks. Her studio albums weigh heavily on autotune from my brief listen

Also why even hire a country "musician" whose vocal range is one octave and their songs are the same three chords, like what are you even expecting here

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Country singers are the only ones left with who are willing to sing the national anthem.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

So that’s why they’re called country singers… ^/s^

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