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[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago (14 children)

My mother had a personal experience with quicksand. Unlike the movies, its name is correct. She was just suddenly stuck in it up to her knees.

So now you all know.

Also, it wasn't in the jungle, it was in Canada, so she had to rely on being pulled out by my uncle since no vines were around.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

She should’ve just lassoed a passing moose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A moose once bit my sister

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or reached for a maple tree's branch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Or held up a Tim Hortons coffee cup to attract the attention of local syrup farmers

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