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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is NOT what we need to post on 4th of July! Americans already barely survive this day!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It's 9 AM, I'm a 6 pack and bottle of paint thinner deep baby! This post won't encourage the real 'mericans on this day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Billy will be fine with only 3 fingers! As is the American way!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

we ain't takin' him to the hospital, y'all, juss tape his wounds shut and he's good for 'nother beer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Billy now has a promising career as a carny lined up.